Here's to 2012!

Happy 2012, everybody! I hope everyone's holiday was joyous, restful and/or festive, and that your fledgling New Year is so far treating you okay.

And heck. We're not three days into this new year and already shit, as the kids say, is going down.

As you know, Molotov's Fat Men in Skirts opens in two days at UNDER St. Mark's Theatre. Since it's only running a scant three performances, you should buy your tickets now.

In other news, I've just purchased my ticket for Gideon Productions' ADVANCE MAN by Mr. Mac Rogers. In other other news, I have an erection.

Are these events connected? None of your God damned business, you invasive bastards.

Giving you the pieces but leaving it up to you to put them together,

James "Hand-Holding Boner-Wielding Benefactor" Comtois