Typical Conversation Between Fellow Blogger MattJ and Myself

Scene: A bar.

Time: Very late.

Music plays overhead. Although it's difficult to tell which song it is, it's definitely not "My Sharona."

MATTJ: (Hearing music.) Is this "My Sharona?"

ME: What?

MATTJ: This is "My Sharona," right?

ME: Uhhh...no.

MATTJ: Was the last song that played "My Sharona?"

ME: (???)

MATTJ: I DRINK SO MUCH!

ME: (Passes out.)

An enlightened conversationalist,

James "Elitist" Comtois