Monday, June 06, 2011

The Blood Brothers present...FREAKS FROM THE MORGUE Opens This Saturday!

Have you ever wanted to know what goes on in your child's bedroom after you put them to bed?

Have you wondered just how bad post-partum depression can get?

Have you always wanted to know how much a pig can eat before it gets full?

If so, then you're in luck, because the answer to these horrible questions – and more – will be answered when our first show of the summer, The Blood Brothers present...FREAKS FROM THE MORGUE opens THIS SATURDAY AT THE KRAINE! So get your tickets now!


As always, we promise creepy new plays based on true stories, violence, thrills, gore, disturbing nudity, gory violence, morbid humor, and of course, violence and gore.

So, y'know. Bring the kids.*

All shows are at the Kraine Theater on 85 East 4th Street (between Second and Bowery). Tickets are $20 ($15 for students) and may be purchased online or by calling 866-811-4111.

Saturday, June 11 @2pm

Friday, June 17 @6pm

Saturday, June 25 @5:30pm

Tuesday, June 28 @8:30pm

Saturday, July 2 @2pm

Sunday, July 3 @8pm

Dousing the audience in kerosene,

James "I Mean, 'Stage Blood'" Comtois


*Seriously, do NOT bring the kids. Not because it'll traumatize them (it probably will, but hey, they're your kids and therefore your problem), but because if you're the kind of parent who regularly takes children to shows like this, we don't want to know you. We just create plays about depraved individuals, we don't wanna go hang out and have drinks with them.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Late Spring/Early Summer Preview (of Shows Not By Yours Truly)

You'd think that having a bunch of shows going on would mean I'd have a ton of things to blog about. Well, oddly enough, not only have I been too busy to blog (with both the shows and the new day job, which has remarkably little-to-no downtime) but I don't have a lot to report, aside from the fact that Blood Brothers and Captain Moonbeam are in rehearsals and you should get your tickets for both.

In the meantime, I figured I'd take a break from plugging my own stuff to plug a few other shows of note from some buds and co-conspirators going on this summer. Believe me, I'm looking forward to making what little time I have to go see these.

Standards of Decency 3: 300 Vaginas Before Breakfast
Various writers and directors
The Blue Coyote Theater Company is doing a follow-up to their immensely popular—and potentially offensive—Standards of Decency series, where nine playwrights (including fellow homies Mac Rogers, Matthew Freeman and Adam Szymcowicz) create new short plays meditating on new media and pornography. (And if those Blue Coyote boys keep "meditating" like that they're going to go blind.)
Runs May 31 - June 18 at the Access Theater (380 Broadway). Click here for tickets.

Cut
by Crystal Skillman, directed by Meg Sturiano

And we here at Nosedive Central thought we were being prolific. In addition to her entry in the Blood Brothers show and her TWO entries in the Brick's Comic Book Theater Festival, The Management as residents of Horse Trade Theater Group just opened Crystal Crystal's latest play about three reality TV show writers—of course reality TV has writers—having to recut and essentially rewrite the season finale of their crap show. I'm seeing this on Friday. Join me?
Runs through June 4 at UNDER St. Marks (94 St. Marks Place). Click here for tickets.

Tulpa, or Anne & Me
by Shawn C. Harris, directed by Sarah Lyons.

A comic book author has the woman of her dreams, Oscar-nominated actress Anne Hathaway, climb into her apartment through her television set. If only Kate Winslet could do the same for me. But of course, there are some...problems...that develop along the way as their friendship develops. I saw a workshop production of this compelling show last year and am eager to see this again in a full production.
Runs June 2-19 at at the Robert Moss Theatre (440 Lafayette Street). Click here for tickets.

Ajax in War
by Ellen McLaughlin, directed by August Schulenburg

As a follow-up to their incredibly successful and brilliant Dog Act, Flux Theatre Ensemble continues their fourth season with a mash-up of Sophocles' Ajax and the modern war in Iraq. According to the promotional postcard I just received in the mail, the play follows the parallel narratives of the ancient Greek military hero Ajax and a female American soldier, both undone by the betrayal of a commanding officer. According to this company's past work, I'll sure as hell be there.
Runs June 3-25 at the Flamboyan Theater (107 Suffolk Street at Rivington). Click here for tickets.

Death Valley
by Adam Scott Mazer, directed by Dan Rogers
Wild West meets zombie apocalypse. Seriously. Oh hell's yes. I saw the serialzed version of this show when it went up at the Vampire Cowboys' last Saturday Night Saloon and enjoyed the hell out of each episode.
Runs June 23 - July 10 at the Bushwick Starr (207 Starr Street, Brooklyn). Click here for tickets.

Everything Else in The Brick's Comic Book Theater Festival and EndTimes' Vignettes for the Apocalypse V.
This isn't just a back-door plug (now there's an image) or a case of licking the hand that feeds you. There's a great deal of things in both festivals that I am quite pumped to see, from Derek Ahonen's The You Knows Know and Jerrod Bogard's The Madhouse in Vignettes to John Hoche's Galactic Girl In: ATTACK OF THE STARBARIANS! and Piper McKenzie's Bubble of Solace in the Comic Book Fest. I gotta say, I'm really pumped I get a discount to see these shows (right, respective festival curators?).
The Brick's Comic Book Theater Festival runs June 2 - July 1 at the Brick Theater (575 Metropolitan Avenue, Brooklyn). Click here for tickets.
Vignettes for the Apocalypse V runs June 9 - July 3 at the Kraine Theater (85 East 4th Street). Click here for tickets.

I'm sure I'm missing a bunch of other shows going up this summer, so screw it: let's open up the floodgates. If you have a show going up in the Greater NYC area this June and July, feel free to plug to your heart's content in the comments section!

No time for going to Splish-Splash this summer,

James "Bathing Suit Area" Comtois

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Monday, May 30, 2011

The Post on the Comic Book Festival

I can't believe I missed this: just as the New York Press offered a nice write-up for Vignettes for the Apocalypse V, the New York Post has written a nice write-up of the Brick's Comic Book Theater Festival.

Both festivals are starting very, very soon.

Anyway, carry on and enjoy your Memorial Day Weekend, folks.

Sweating like a sweaty guy,

James "Sweatshop" Comtois

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Monday, May 09, 2011

The Blood Brothers present ... FREAKS FROM THE MORGUE

From Nosedive Productions

and EndTimes Productions…

THE BLOOD BROTHERS PRESENT…
FREAKS FROM THE MORGUE



Written by James Comtois, Stephanie Cox-Williams,
Mac Rogers, Brian Silliman & Crystal Skillman

Directed by Pete Boisvert, John Hurley & Patrick Shearer

AS PART OF

ENDTIMES' VIGNETTES FOR THE APOCALYPSE V

JUNE 11 – JULY 3 @ THE KRAINE THEATER

A young beat cop follows up on a routine call, only to stumble upon a scene of unspeakable depravity. A child plays with her abductor, but where does the game end and reality begin? And a girl goes off in search of her little sister, only to discover that men really ARE pigs.

These tales and others make up this year's BLOOD BROTHERS PRESENT... horror anthology series. Following the tradition of the original Grand Guignol Theatre, James Comtois (The Little One), Stephanie Cox-Williams (The Zombie Project: The Story of Icarus Phoenix), Mac Rogers (Viral), Brian Silliman (The Magic of Mrs. Crowling) and Crystal Skillman (The Vigil, or The Guided Cradle) write new stage plays based on stories ripped from the headlines, where even the monster under your bed is real.

THE BLOOD BROTHERS PRESENT…FREAKS FROM THE MORGUE features nudity and graphic violence and is recommended for adults only.

Featuring Leah Carrell, TJ Clark, Stephanie Cox-Williams, Stephanie Finn, Marc Landers, Abraham Makany, Samantha Mason, Collin McConnell, Judy Merrick, Ingrid Nordstrom and Ben Schnickel.

THE BLOOD BROTHERS PRESENT…FREAKS FROM THE MORGUE is part of The EndTimes Productions' Vignettes for the Apocalypse V at The Kraine Theater (85 East 4th Street between Second Ave. and Bowery). Show times are Saturday, June 11 @2pm; Friday, June 17 @6pm; Tuesday, June 21 @6:30pm; Saturday, June 25 @5:30pm; Tuesday, June 28 @8:30pm; Saturday, July 2 @2pm and Sunday, July 3 @8pm. Tickets are $20 ($15 for students) and may be purchased online or by calling 866-811-4111.

“For sheer playful fun, make this gory confection your Halloween treat." Time Out New York

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www.nosediveproductions.com
www.endtimesproductions.org

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Monday, April 18, 2011

Coming This June at the Kraine: The Blood Brothers present...

This June and July at the Horse Trade Kraine Theater...

From Nosedive and EndTimes Productions

The Blood Brothers present...FREAKS FROM THE MORGUE


An all-new collection of gruesome horror tales for the stage,
based on true stories ripped from the headlines.

With new works by
James Comtois
Stephanie Cox-Williams
Mac Rogers
Brian Silliman
Crystal Skillman

Directed by
Pete Boisvert
John Hurley
Patrick Shearer

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT!

Saturday, June 11 @2pm

Friday, June 17 @6pm

Tuesday, June 21 @6:30pm

Saturday, June 25 @5:30pm

Tuesday, June 28 @8:30pm

Saturday, July 2 @2pm

Sunday, July 3 @8pm

At the Kraine Theater on 85 East 4th Street, NYC

Part of EndTimes Productions'
VIGNETTES FOR THE APOCALYPSE V

Tickets on sale soon.

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