Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Recent Online Conversation Between Myself and Frequent Nosedive Actress Marsha Martinez

MARSHA MARTINEZ: Buy me a panda. Please. It’ll solve ALL my problems

ME: Will it now?

MARSHA: Yes.

ME: Well, tell me what your problems are...

MARSHA: A lack of pandas.

Deliberately wasting your time,

James "No Cheese" Comtois

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5 Comments:

Blogger Jeremy said...

I'm sure I'm not alone when I ask, on behalf of the rest of us, where's MY panda?!

1:05 PM  
Blogger Jamespeak said...

Oh, DAMMIT! Now everyone's going to get the impression that I have some sort of black market panda connection...

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Sammy the One armed redneck said...

I once dated a panda. She was real pretty . . . and cuddly . . . and then she bit my arm off . . . Stupid bitch.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

I'd always operated under that assumption. I mean, why else were you stuffing those pandas into your trunk?

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Richard Gere said...

It's better than putting gerbils in your trunk. Believe me, I know.

3:40 PM  

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