Recent Online Conversation Between Myself and Frequent Nosedive Actress Marsha Martinez
MARSHA MARTINEZ: Buy me a panda. Please. It’ll solve ALL my problems
ME: Will it now?
MARSHA: Yes.
ME: Well, tell me what your problems are...
MARSHA: A lack of pandas.
Deliberately wasting your time,
James "No Cheese" Comtois
Labels: Barfingly Cute, Pandas, Simply Being a Moron
posted by Jamespeak at 12:39 PM
5 Comments:
I'm sure I'm not alone when I ask, on behalf of the rest of us, where's MY panda?!
Oh, DAMMIT! Now everyone's going to get the impression that I have some sort of black market panda connection...
I once dated a panda. She was real pretty . . . and cuddly . . . and then she bit my arm off . . . Stupid bitch.
I'd always operated under that assumption. I mean, why else were you stuffing those pandas into your trunk?
It's better than putting gerbils in your trunk. Believe me, I know.
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