Please Join Me in Wishing...

...co-artistic director Pete Boisvert a happy birthday today.

Wanting more cake,

James "Chubbyfuck" Comtois

Recent Online Conversation Between Myself and Frequent Nosedive Actress Marsha Martinez

MARSHA MARTINEZ: Buy me a panda. Please. It’ll solve ALL my problems

ME: Will it now?

MARSHA: Yes.

ME: Well, tell me what your problems are...

MARSHA: A lack of pandas.

Deliberately wasting your time,

James "No Cheese" Comtois