Wednesday, March 11: Nosedive's Disturbing Burlesque

Well, gang. As the old saying goes, "There's no such thing as a free erection in this town" (yes, it’s a saying, I'm sure of it, don't look at me like that). At 10 p.m. on Wednesday, March 11 at UNDER St. Mark’s Theatre, we here at Nosedive Central are working under that paradigm with our latest spectacular fundraising show, Nosedive’s Disturbing Burlesque.

Sexy with a capital "creepy," Nosedive’s latest fundraising caper offers an evening of lovely ladies performing unnerving burlesque acts guaranteed to make your pulse quicken and skin crawl. Hosted by that loveable rapscallion, Bastard Keith.

Proceeds from the show go towards funding Nosedive Productions' spring show, Infectious Opportunity.

And if for some insane reason you are unable to attend (seriously? You’re gonna miss out on a night of drinking and disturbing nudity?), you can always mitigate your guilt by donating to Nosedive Productions here.

Disturbing the performers,

James "Handsy-Pants" Comtois

Nosedive Productions presents

Nosedive's Disturbing Burlesque

Lovely Ladies. Bastard Host. Disturbing Company.

Featuring Unwholesome Performances by

Dirty Diva — Madame Rosebud — Nasty Canasta — Sapphire Jones

Hosted by Bastard Keith

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Doors open at 9 pm — Show at 10 pm

$20 Admission

Under St Marks Theatre

94 St. Marks Place, between 1st Ave. & Avenue A