Thursday, June 25, 2009

"Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us."

Okay, maybe you're much more mature and sophisticated than I am (well, that's probably a given, no matter who you are), but this trailer made me laugh many, many times. I think I'm gonna check it the hell out if and when it gets released.

It's NQSFW (though really due to language, not nudie-time):



Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Patrick!

Fucking the bread,

James "Private Dick" Comtois

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Jim Hensen Wants You To Drink Coffee

Seriously. Don't mess with Hensen's muppets. Especially when they're all wired with caffeine.



H/t Mr. Ben VandenBoom.

Needing more coffee,

James "Drink or Die" Comtois

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

About Fucking Time: The State Actually Available On DVD This Summer

Seriously, guys? You mean it this time?



So. July 14. Of this year. I'm gonna hold you to that.

Dipping his balls in that shit,

James "Baloney Sandwich Feet" Comtois

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Monday, February 09, 2009

On-Set Flipouts

I've actually been getting a little too obsessed with the whole actors and directors flipping out on the set thing, with listening to the Christian Bale rant roughly 10 times a day (well, 30, really; the uncut version 10 times and the dance remix another 20 times). I know, I know, I should be waaaay above all this, and follow Mr. Freeman's example and attitude, but I just can't help it.

I could try to intellectualize it all by saying this is a way to counter the insufferably toothless press junket interviews we're inundated with that have nothing more to say than, "This director was such a delight and this project was such a thrill to work on and blather blather blather," but that's admittedly disingenuous.

The truth is I find them amusing, because I'm petty and small-minded.

So, in addition to the Bale rant, I've also had a lot of fun watching this on-set meltdown with director David O. Russell while filming I Heart Huckabees:



And Matt Johnston just sent me this video with Michael Cera via Perez Hilton's site (although, I'm not 100% convinced this isn't staged, not like it matters):



And Scott Walters thinks we theatre people are nasty.

Sorry, folks. I find this shit fun and funny to watch.

Next week, I hope to begin my five-part lecture series on why videos of people getting hit in the nuts by baseball bats are nuggets of comic gold.

Delivering your daily dose of cultcha,

James "Fancy Fucking Pants" Comtois

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Thursday, February 05, 2009

A Cranky Moment for a Soul Samurai Cast Member

He's just trying to pay his bills online in between rehearsals.



(Courtesy of Mr. Qui Nguyen.)

Speaking of Soul Samurai, check out this article by director Robert Ross Parker in The Brooklyn Rail about what he's learned doing New York theatre. Also courtesy of Qui.

Just copying Qui's blog from now on,

James "Mr. Original" Comtois

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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

"If I had to guess, I'd say the average YouTube user was a 14-year-old girl with Down's Syndrome."

I found this simultaneously hilarious and soul-crushing from Cracked.com. Yes, we really are drowning in a cesspool of imbeciles.



Dying a little bit inside,

James "From HILARITY!" Comtois

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Robot Love

A silly but (hopefully) fun comic strip I wrote and Lex Friedman drew one night. Yes, this is how I often spend my Saturday nights. I never said I was normal.



Getting cock-blocked by my appliances,

James "Microwave Fucker" Comtois

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

"You can't say 'New Year,' it's racist..."

Some holiday merriment from Vampire Cowboys:

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Our Fundraising Strategy

Yup, cartoonist Jeremy Yuenger has been recording our production meetings...



Liking the idea already,

James "Bail, Schmail" Comtois

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Congratulations, Lil' Buckbuck!

At the Brick Theater's closing night Film Festival Awards ceremony, lil' kid sister won an award:

Best Alcoholic Newcomer.

Below is a picture of her (drunkenly) accepting the award and making her acceptance...um..."speech."



Is anyone really surprised?

Proud, but not surprised,

James "Drunken Master" Comtois

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Weekend Viewing: Sweded Star Wars, Sweded Empire

The first video is a Sweded version of Star Wars. The second is The Empire Strikes Back in 60 seconds. They both made me smile. I couldn't find a comparable video for Jedi, unfortunately.





Clearly, I don't do a whole lot of work at my day job.

Anyway, enjoy. And have a good weekend, folks.

Wasting your time with impunity,

James "Office Dullard" Comtois

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

An Oldie, But Goodie...

From Shannon Wheeler's Too Much Coffee Man:



Crying himself to sleep,

James "Abject Realist" Comtois

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Return of the Rapid Response Team

After going on hiatus, Isaac Butler's very fun and very funny Rapid Response Team returns in just a few days, at an all new venue.

(That is, it's being performed in a different place. The venue itself is far from new. But I digress.)

Beginning this Sunday, February 10, The Rapid Response Team returns in full force with new short plays, sketches and songs based on the week's news at The Bowery Poetry Club on 308 Bowery between 2nd Ave. and Bleecker Every 2nd and 4th Sunday, February-April (Feb. 10 & 24, March 9 & 23, April 13 & 27).

All performances at 8 p.m. and tickets are $10 at the door.

Special Guests Include Obie-award Winner Kyle Jarrow, The Debate Society, champion slam poet Darian Dauchon, Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz and (as the kids say) MORE!

This show is always a lot of fun and features a number of excellent performers (like my peeps Daryl Lathon, Brian Silliman and Mr. Butler himself) and writers (like my homies Mac Rogers, Dan Trujillo, Clay McLeod Chapman and Adam Szymkowicz).

Responding rapidly to crisis,

James "Snooze Button" Comtois

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Monday, January 28, 2008

The Writers Strike

Seth McFarlane envisions negotiations that actually go somewhere...




H/t Mr. Ben VandenBoom.

Part squirrel,

James "Nut Luster" Comtois

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Final Note For The Week

Is the world really just going super crazy all at once? Is that what's going on?

Not gettin' this place no more,

James "Weirded Out" Comtois

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

"Get Real!"

MattJ just sent me this. It really made my day. God bless you, David Lynch.

A Luddite,

James "Caveman" Comtois

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

In The...

..."Making Me Spit Milk Out of My Nose" Department.

Laughing like a ninny,

James "Ninny Ninneson" Comtois

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

"All Your Friends Are Make Believe"

And here's our third and final video sketch! Written by and featuring Yours Truly, with the voices of Pete Boisvert, Becky Comtois and Christopher Yustin. Shot & edited by Marc Landers.

Directed by Matt Johnston.


Feeling sore,

James "What Happened Last Night?" Comtois

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Another Video!

Written by Yours Truly, directed by Pete Boisvert & Marc Landers, shot & edited by Marc Landers.

Featuring Pete Boisvert as the cop, Ben VandenBoom as the dealer, Marc Landers as the runner, and Becky Comtois as the prostitute.
Enjoy!


Writing for the New CW now,

James "Onward & Upward" Comtois

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Nosedivisil

Our first video sketch is up! "Nosedivisil."

Written & directed by Becky Comtois, shot & edited by Marc Landers.

Featuring the bulk of the Nosedive monkeys, Steven Squibb as the Model Scout, Courtney Weber as the Singer and Matt Johnston as the Business Professional.

Check it out!


Making Matt Johnston cry,

James "Business Professional My Ass" Comtois

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